Consulting Detective January 2004 - July 2010
Hat Model, Internet Phenomenon June 2004 - November 2004
Cambridge University
Deermark
The Science of Deduction
Skills & QUALIFICATIONS
Modelled deerstalking hats, which unfortunately have become something of a symbol for me I mean, is it a cap? Why has it got two fronts? How do you stalk a deer with a hat? What are you going to do, throw it? Is it some sort of death frisbee?
+44 20 7946 0000
Location
Education
Founder, Consulting Detective July 2010 - present
Email
Experience
Conducted experiments and gathered data for professors in the Organic Sciences Department Identified over 50 variations of soil and their locations in England (specifically London)
Sherlock Holmes
Consultant
Observe everything, make deductions, eliminate impossibilities, uncover truth Solve hundreds of cases* annually Partner with John Watson *interesting cases only
Phone
sher.locked@email.com
Observed everything, made deductions, eliminated impossibilities, uncovered truth Actually everything I do currently, but before the company of John Watson
High-functioning sociopath Profound knowledge in fields of chemistry, geology, anatomy, botany, and British law Talented violinist Expert singlestick player, boxer, and swordsman Have mastered method of loci Fluent in French, Mandarin Chinese, Russian, Farsi, German, Latin... Need I list more?
Research Assistant August 2001 - May 2004
221B Baker Street, London NW1 6XE United Kingdom
Master of Organic Chemistry August 1998 - May 2004
Consulting detective
REFERENCES
Landlady +44 20 7946 5555 *Please note: Do not contact Irene Adler. Should she contact you first, don't believe anything she says about me.
John Watson
Martha Hudson
Doctor, Assistant, Occasional Nuisance, Friend +44 20 7946 9999 www.johnwatsonblog.co.uk/