The Mad Hatter
Presents: Punk Rock Tea Party
Punk Rock Alice
The Odd Portrait
Featuring the Queen of Hearts
We're All Mad Here
The March Hare
The Queen
The Queen here is rocking our leather and rhinestone wrap cuff along with her leather heart choker which the Mad Hatter eventually stole from here in one of her madden frenzy aka out of stock until further notice
WRITTEN BY: Ariana Deats
Mad Tea Time
Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Alice, she loved to read and play in the grass and pretty much just day dream all day thinking of things that frankly just shouldn't be. Mad hatters in over sized handcrafted leather bow ties, white rabbits in spiked leather jackets, complete and utter nonsense until one day it became sense and came to be. We could call it a dream , but in a dream an ax wielding queen with a leather spiked bustier is more along the lines of what one may call a very odd nightmare indeed. Generally one would have more common sense than to follow well a rather odd looking bunny down a very dark hole, but Alice lacked that sense seeing as she tumbled and tumbled down this very dark hole with no bottom in sight. Plop she went well it was more of a thud rather. One would have hoped it would have knocked a little sense into our dear Alice, but no such luck. What land had she tumbled too this time. There was an awful amount of leather and spikes and well some very amazing fashion indeed. Her eyes lite up like a Christmas tree at seeing all the fabulous handcrafted accessories. It was enough great fashion to drive one completely mad. "O mister Rabbit, wait for me" she cried while dusting of her dress, fixing her leather punk rock belt and scrambling to her feet. She was obviously not familiar with the phrase that curiosity killed the cat. She trips again falling down only to arise on her feet in a beautiful green meadow with lovely non biting geese flocking and honking all about. Making her way further a long in the meadow she comes across a well dressed table full of tea and some odd random other things . Around the table were some rather odd looking slightly mad beautiful creatures .
It Just Gets Odder
Now our Alice merrily goes on her way skipping over to the table rather uninvited you might say. Thank goodness it was only mad people inhabiting the tea party. The elderly March Hare with his dissolved shirt and over sized hat and goofy smile paired along with this stunning yet equally as mad young maiden. Together they were eating cup cakes and drinking tea chatting of things such as why does a raven have a writing desk yes I know completely mad but fashionable with there leather bow ties and fancy handcrafted rocker chic cuffs. They spy Alice but seeing as she had some rather good rocking accessories they carried on as if nothing happened. They play a couple rounds of croquet drink more tea and rambling on about only mad things mad people talk about. All the while unbeknownst to to the completely oblivious Alice she was being trailed by the Queen of Hearts who had a very unhealthy obsession of needing to take the heads off people, and well Alice did have a rather pretty head it would have gone well upon her wall of heads to be honest and in her defense. She was not a bad queen just a mad queen with a really bad temper and some unusual or shall we say odd interior design style. Nonetheless the action had begun once Alice realized her pretty little head was about to be separated from her body and put upon a plater. She finally had gathered enough sense to run and run she did.
We're all mad here
Tumbling tumbling down into a darkness that wonders behold. The hunt for inspiration in the strangest of places. Where we stop nobody knows The thrill seeking adventures are yet to behold. Alice repeats this to her self as a rhyme of encouragement and bravery as she is chased by the entire land of wonderland creatures from small to tall from old to young they grab their mallets and candle sticks. They pursue relentless until all of sudden the Queen of Hearts gets distracted by a flock of geese" she thinks o they will mount well on my wall and off she goes in pursuit of new prey. Now our dear Alice must find the hole she had once tumbled down to get to this wonderland and scurry her way back home. Good luck Alice hope you can find you way out. Or will the hole just take her to a new land of even stranger things filled with wonder and odd.
Twinkle twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at:: Up above the world you fly Like a tea cup in the sky
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Off With Her Head!
She had received no help at all from The March Hare or the Mad Hatter or the odd White Queen always flitting around doing absolutely nothing. She realized she was not fit to be around mad people just the slightly odd.
'"Mad as A hATTER"'
Cast & Crew: Alice: Sierra Carter The Queen of Hearts: Jenny Childs The Mad Hatter: Cyn Lemon The March Hare: Gary Howell The White Queen and White Rabbit: Ariana Deats Costumes and set design: Ariana Deats Photographer: Joshua Deats Produced by: The Odd Portrait, LLC Huge thank you to our amazing cast of models you guys rocked it!!
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